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Lists of the “Odd and Unusual” are common and usually consist of folk wisdom, old wives tales, and common knowledge which is neither common nor knowledge.  Trivial as the following may be, it is intended to be fun and I’ve researched all of it.  Enjoy

George Washington’s service to his country didn’t end when he retired from the Presidency. After retiring to Mount Vernon, Washington was again called to public duty  when his former Vice President and successor, President Adams, named him commander of the American Army in mid-1799, responding to threatening noises from our former ally, France which was threatening to invade the new nation.  On learning the great Washington was back the French learned some manners.

Elephants pick up large sticks or small branches in order to scratch their behinds.

Elephants are the only animals with four knees;

Elephants always wake up in a bad mood

Giraffes also are known for being short tempered but it isn’t hard to understand why:  birth trauma.  Giraffe cows – if that is the proper term – always give birth standing up and the newborn calf is always a breech birth (tail end first).

Think about it.  Prior to birth, the calf has spent however many months in an ideal environment where it is always dark and  warm and and all its needs are met.  They have no knowledge of anything else.  All of a sudden, with no warning of any sort, they are summarily ejected from the womb into an extremely cold (for them) world of blinding light and go rocketing 10 feet to earth at 32 ft.per second /  per second before slamming into the ground butt first.

Only one mammal can’t jump — the elephant

Prior to painting the Sistine Chapel the only painting Michelangelo had done was during a brief stint as a student..

Gorillas were thought to be local tribal legends, much like Bigfoot is today, until explorer Paul du Chaillu became the first Westerner to see a live gorilla in equatorial Africa from 1856 to 1859. He brought dead specimens to the UK in 1861

The oldest known bottle of wine was buried with a Roman noble near the German city of Speyer 1,650 years ago and discovered in 1867. German wine expert Monika Christmann says: “It’s probably not spoiled, but it would not bring joy to the palate.”

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The short speech below comes with two caveats, the first being that Oliver Cromwell was a social and political disaster for England and the evolution of English democracy.  Secondly, there are no written records of his exact words 360 years ago when he dissolved the “Rump Parliament” by force a few months prior to being sworn in as Lord Protector for life of the new British Commonwealth.

That being said, Cromwell was by no means the first or last political character to use an eloquent tongue for personal, venal purposes.  Indeed, his skill in such matters made it all the easier to identify those same failures in others, and the recollections of several auditors of his remarks vary little.

Cromwell to the Congress on the conclusion of selfish, pointless strife April 20,1653:

“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice: ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

“Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse: gold is your God: which of you have not barter’d your  conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

“Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.

“In the name of God, go!”